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mistressurd ([personal profile] mistressurd) wrote2009-11-09 11:16 pm

3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

[identity profile] pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
... what...?

*Reisen groggily wakes up. It was a bit early, even for her*

...

*she sighs as she gets up, wearing nothing but an oversized button-up shirt (and unmentionables, of course)*

Master... are you watching this...?

*she looks around, but... no, Eirin is still asleep. The moon rabbit pads over to the TV with the obvious intention of turning it off...*

[identity profile] slapwithpanache.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[For obvious reasons, Bow had not been asleep. It was so infuriating the way the living needed to waste 8 hours of their lives everyday in a coma. What on earth was she supposed to do? Surprising people in their sleep was only so entertaining the first dozen times, and after that, it was pretty much all the same. At 5 o'clock in the morning, therefore, Bow is practicing her poltergeist imitations when the box in the corner suddenly comes to life.]

What in the name of Jaydes . . . ? A talking box. How droll.

[identity profile] merry-slavemas.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's... uh... that one girl... who gave me flashbacks! And showed me that giant rock.

[identity profile] prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP! [Tries to turn off TV]

[identity profile] therestherobot.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*Robo was working at something at his desk, since he doesn't sleep, and glares at the TV in irritation for distracting him, then turns it off*

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-11-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
*It's well past Raspberyl's bed time, so when the T.V. Flashes on, she falls out of bed, surprised*

W-woah, what the- Urd?

*She crawls over towards the TV, squinting so her eyes adjust to the light better*

I didn't know she had her own show.