3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Wait... are you talking directly to me? **He taps the tv... surprised...**

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Are you that surprised?

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Well... you're on tv... and talking to me. So, yeah, a bit...

But... I'm kinda not playing the card game. I gave up all of my tokens to the hotties that're tryin to really play.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Trying to work your way into girls hearts? What a player... but you already have one person in mind, don't you?

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Ehhh... well... yeah.

Doesn't mean I can't be nice to other girls, right? I mean, there's still some out there that want to be painted... or they're just really cool people...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

True, it's always good to be nice to girls.

SO whats her name?

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

This is... only between us, right? I'm not like, on TV too am I?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

No one else can see this. Anyone else watching this show is getting their own conversation with me.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

**Wouldn't that normally drive people crazy?**

Well... her name's Kyoko. She's a ninja. She's kinda the first chick I met here too.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Kyoko? Ah, I have heard of her. She is a very nice person.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

She's a little... off, but, we come from different places y'know? It's not like it's a bad thing, but, I dunno, her perspective's pretty cool. It's different.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

She is one of those delinquents. Her outlook is different then most demons. She acts more like someone from heaven.

So that is what attracted you to her, or was it a.. different part of her.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Someone from heaven? She just seems like one of those... uh... goody-goodys you'd go to school wi-

HEY! Look, just because she's got... them doesn't mean she's not a cool person worth hanging out with!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

True. I was just thinking how they remind me of some of the other goddesses, mainly my sister.

Just checking. She does have big ones. I'm glad you like her for other reasons.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I've been hit upside the head with enough cans of paint ta know better...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Good, then you really are worthy of my services.

First lesson: Take it slow. Kyoko seems the be the very naive type. try to come on too strong and you might scare her away. Don't try to rush the relationship.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Eh... right... be slow... Got it.

Uh... like, how slow? We... kinda had a first date already?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Well, dating is fine. Try to say it's as friends at first.