3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... what...?

*Reisen groggily wakes up. It was a bit early, even for her*

...

*she sighs as she gets up, wearing nothing but an oversized button-up shirt (and unmentionables, of course)*

Master... are you watching this...?

*she looks around, but... no, Eirin is still asleep. The moon rabbit pads over to the TV with the obvious intention of turning it off...*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

You better not be trying to turn off the television.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... is it talking to me?

*Reisen just kind of pauses there... before deciding it's just that she's tired, and she reaches for the power button*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*You turn off the TV, but it turns back on*

What did I tell you little rabbit? Just because you are tired doesn't mean you should be rude.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

... 's too early...

*pushes the power button again*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*It turns back on*

Look, it's my primer broadcast, and I want you to watch it. You may learn something.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... Master, the TV is possessed... do you have a potion that can fix it...?

*of course, Eirin is still asleep and Reisen is half asleep*

...

*after an awkward pause, she goes over to a closet*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Have you let Mao see you're underwear? It is quite cute.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... maybe... *she's still sleepy*

*she comes back with a huge quilt, draping it over the tv*

Shh...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Hey, what are you doing?! Get this quilt off the TV!

*Her voice is muffled under the quilt*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... 's a little better...

*she grabs another quilt, and drapes it over the first one*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*You can't hear any voice's coming from the TV, but Urd is pretty mad*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*and Reisen goes back to bed*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*A bright light shines from the TV, and Urd busts into Reisen's room. She throws the quilts into the corner, then angerly walks up to Reisen, and starts pinching her cheeks*

No body ignores my show.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... ten more minutes...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*She looks like she is about to summon lightning when she stops, and smirks evilly.*

Fine... 10 more minutes.

*She gets a pen, and starts drawing on Reisen's face and body*

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

[For obvious reasons, Bow had not been asleep. It was so infuriating the way the living needed to waste 8 hours of their lives everyday in a coma. What on earth was she supposed to do? Surprising people in their sleep was only so entertaining the first dozen times, and after that, it was pretty much all the same. At 5 o'clock in the morning, therefore, Bow is practicing her poltergeist imitations when the box in the corner suddenly comes to life.]

What in the name of Jaydes . . . ? A talking box. How droll.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Mm...

*she unconsciously swats Urd's pen away*

... one more hour...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Urd picks up a pillow, and starts wacking Reisen in the face*

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

It's... uh... that one girl... who gave me flashbacks! And showed me that giant rock.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

What, never seen a TV before?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*sputter mrmph blah*

W-what... you...?! W-what are you doing here?!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone show someone a giant rock?

Ah, the King of Card games as joined the show! *in the Tv, a stock picture of Yugi looking bored appears in the top corner* Everyone wants to know, what do you use to kepp that hair up?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

You were being rude and ignoring my TV show! You even tried turning me off and covering it with quilts.

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

L'Oreal Kids!