3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

How do you bring peace to all existence by killing an entire race?

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

They're demons!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Yes, and while demons can be big jerks, just killing them is not the answer. We goddesses killed demons in the past, and vice versa, but we almost wiped each other out. The almighty and the Demon lord made the duplet system. If a goddess dies, a demon also dies, and vice versa.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

The world cannot run without both Demons and Gods. everyone knows that. Heaven's system needs hells system, or else the world would fall apart.

Granted, we still don't always get along.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

No! I don't believe it! I refuse to!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it isn't true. I am a goddess, I cannot lie*/lie*

That's Mima's line. >_> XD

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

No! No no no no no no no!

lol, well, they are both goddesses

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Look, you can sit here, crying about it, or you can deal with it and move on with your life.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not listening]

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Urd sighs, then appears out of the TV*

You are one pathetic angel.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

Gah! Don't do that eithier!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Aw inspired by my godly charm?

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

No!