3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*She looks like she is about to summon lightning when she stops, and smirks evilly.*

Fine... 10 more minutes.

*She gets a pen, and starts drawing on Reisen's face and body*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Mm...

*she unconsciously swats Urd's pen away*

... one more hour...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Urd picks up a pillow, and starts wacking Reisen in the face*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*sputter mrmph blah*

W-what... you...?! W-what are you doing here?!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

You were being rude and ignoring my TV show! You even tried turning me off and covering it with quilts.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm being rude?!

I'm just trying to sleep!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

When there is a great show on, you watch it, not sleep through it.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

I just want to sleep right now...

I don't really watch TV...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Not my fault I got this crappy time slot.

And how do you not watch TV? There are some amazing shows out there.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... because I'm busy with more important things. Now let me go back to sleep.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

No. Watch my show, then go back to sleep

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Just go away!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Only if you promise to watch my show.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

No!

*turns over, putting a pillow over her ears*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Sigh, well, I guess I have to show images of you in your underwear on TV then...

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

W-what?!

What's wrong with you?!

Honestly, you'd probably fit right in at Gensokyo, now that I think about it...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

What? I just really wanted someone I liked to watch my show. You really think I was going to do something like that? Honey, it's called a empty threat.

And how so?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Because you're crazy like most of the youkai and gods there.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I'm not crazy! I just wanted you to watch my show. You could have just promised to record it you know.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

((Sorry Urd, this kind of thing puts you on Reisen's crazy list.))

... aren't you kind of abandoning your show by being here instead of there?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Ah crap!

*She turns to leave*

Make sure to watch it next time!

*And she flies back into the TV*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

*and Reisen dozes back off to sleep*