3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

You better not be trying to turn off the television.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... is it talking to me?

*Reisen just kind of pauses there... before deciding it's just that she's tired, and she reaches for the power button*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*You turn off the TV, but it turns back on*

What did I tell you little rabbit? Just because you are tired doesn't mean you should be rude.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

... 's too early...

*pushes the power button again*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*It turns back on*

Look, it's my primer broadcast, and I want you to watch it. You may learn something.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... Master, the TV is possessed... do you have a potion that can fix it...?

*of course, Eirin is still asleep and Reisen is half asleep*

...

*after an awkward pause, she goes over to a closet*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Have you let Mao see you're underwear? It is quite cute.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... maybe... *she's still sleepy*

*she comes back with a huge quilt, draping it over the tv*

Shh...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Hey, what are you doing?! Get this quilt off the TV!

*Her voice is muffled under the quilt*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... 's a little better...

*she grabs another quilt, and drapes it over the first one*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*You can't hear any voice's coming from the TV, but Urd is pretty mad*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*and Reisen goes back to bed*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*A bright light shines from the TV, and Urd busts into Reisen's room. She throws the quilts into the corner, then angerly walks up to Reisen, and starts pinching her cheeks*

No body ignores my show.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... ten more minutes...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*She looks like she is about to summon lightning when she stops, and smirks evilly.*

Fine... 10 more minutes.

*She gets a pen, and starts drawing on Reisen's face and body*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Mm...

*she unconsciously swats Urd's pen away*

... one more hour...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Urd picks up a pillow, and starts wacking Reisen in the face*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*sputter mrmph blah*

W-what... you...?! W-what are you doing here?!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

You were being rude and ignoring my TV show! You even tried turning me off and covering it with quilts.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm being rude?!

I'm just trying to sleep!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

When there is a great show on, you watch it, not sleep through it.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

I just want to sleep right now...

I don't really watch TV...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Not my fault I got this crappy time slot.

And how do you not watch TV? There are some amazing shows out there.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... because I'm busy with more important things. Now let me go back to sleep.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

No. Watch my show, then go back to sleep