3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

*Robo was working at something at his desk, since he doesn't sleep, and glares at the TV in irritation for distracting him, then turns it off*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Tv Turns back on*

Hey, That was pretty rude of you Robot.

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

*He double takes, Urd's tone unmistakably suggests that she is adressing Robo, and Robo's sense of what is or isn't possible has been rapidly eroding.*

To turn off a television set? No, I don't think that's rude.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

But I was in the middle of speaking.

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

Do you know how TV's are supposed to work? Because they're not supposed to be able to tell if you've turned them off. Also, what the hell did you think would happen when you burst into people's rooms at- *checks clock* 5am?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I haven't burst into your room. I'm still in the TV. I have the power to travel through and manipulate TV's.

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

The difference is semantic. You're still yelling about love potions and card games at a time that humans usually reserve for sleeping.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault this is the time I got for my show.