3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... what...?

*Reisen groggily wakes up. It was a bit early, even for her*

...

*she sighs as she gets up, wearing nothing but an oversized button-up shirt (and unmentionables, of course)*

Master... are you watching this...?

*she looks around, but... no, Eirin is still asleep. The moon rabbit pads over to the TV with the obvious intention of turning it off...*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

You better not be trying to turn off the television.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... is it talking to me?

*Reisen just kind of pauses there... before deciding it's just that she's tired, and she reaches for the power button*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*You turn off the TV, but it turns back on*

What did I tell you little rabbit? Just because you are tired doesn't mean you should be rude.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

[For obvious reasons, Bow had not been asleep. It was so infuriating the way the living needed to waste 8 hours of their lives everyday in a coma. What on earth was she supposed to do? Surprising people in their sleep was only so entertaining the first dozen times, and after that, it was pretty much all the same. At 5 o'clock in the morning, therefore, Bow is practicing her poltergeist imitations when the box in the corner suddenly comes to life.]

What in the name of Jaydes . . . ? A talking box. How droll.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

What, never seen a TV before?

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Lady Shinku, does the box do this often? Shinku? . . .

[As she received no response from her roommate, Bow redirected her attention to the television.]

Well. I suppose a few hints wouldn't hurt, anyway. Get on with it, box.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Shinku does not get up. She need's her beauty sleep after all*

Great. Well, a typical deck consists for 40 cards, with about half of them being monster cards, the rest magic and trap cards.

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

It's... uh... that one girl... who gave me flashbacks! And showed me that giant rock.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone show someone a giant rock?

Ah, the King of Card games as joined the show! *in the Tv, a stock picture of Yugi looking bored appears in the top corner* Everyone wants to know, what do you use to kepp that hair up?

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

L'Oreal Kids!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Because you're worth it, right?

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP! [Tries to turn off TV]

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Get's electrucuted for trying to turn it off*

That's a no no, you bad angel... Yes, I know who you were once an angel.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

Gaaah! You...eh?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I am Urd, Goddess 2nd Class, Limited License. I know of the bad things you have done from snooping around through my divine powers. What do you have to say for yourself?

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

W-woah...

Do Want.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

So, what would you like to learn about today?

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Wait... are you talking directly to me? **He taps the tv... surprised...**

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

*Robo was working at something at his desk, since he doesn't sleep, and glares at the TV in irritation for distracting him, then turns it off*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Tv Turns back on*

Hey, That was pretty rude of you Robot.

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

*He double takes, Urd's tone unmistakably suggests that she is adressing Robo, and Robo's sense of what is or isn't possible has been rapidly eroding.*

To turn off a television set? No, I don't think that's rude.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*It's well past Raspberyl's bed time, so when the T.V. Flashes on, she falls out of bed, surprised*

W-woah, what the- Urd?

*She crawls over towards the TV, squinting so her eyes adjust to the light better*

I didn't know she had her own show.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I only just got this show. The time is a bit annoying, but all people start like this.

Now, is there anything you want to know about Card Games? Maybe about love?

This appearently got lost in my inbox, lol.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Those are two incredibly different subjects...

But Love does interest me a bit.

*She sits down on the edge of her bed and rubs her eyes a bit*

Wait, can she... hear me through the TV?