3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Because you're crazy like most of the youkai and gods there.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I'm not crazy! I just wanted you to watch my show. You could have just promised to record it you know.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

((Odd looks like 'small' doesn't work on this layout. =X))

. . . That's like saying, "To win, you need to beat the other person". Any specific advice? Or how about just giving me some good cards?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Well here. take this card.

*Urd Throws a card, which flies through the screen into Bow's... hands*

That card is "HARPIE'S FEATHER DUSTER". It instantly removes all of the foes magic and trap cards. As for specific advise, from what I have seen, as long as you either believe in the heart of the cards, or have some magic item, you will always win.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

W-woah...

Do Want.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

Gaaah! You...eh?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

((Sorry Urd, this kind of thing puts you on Reisen's crazy list.))

... aren't you kind of abandoning your show by being here instead of there?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I am Urd, Goddess 2nd Class, Limited License. I know of the bad things you have done from snooping around through my divine powers. What do you have to say for yourself?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

So, what would you like to learn about today?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Ah crap!

*She turns to leave*

Make sure to watch it next time!

*And she flies back into the TV*

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

*and Reisen dozes back off to sleep*

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

[Bow catches it with her, er. Stubs.]

Ahahaha! That's more like it. Perhaps you're not so useless after all, box. Now I really can't be bothered with all that internal organ nonsense, but there's no rule saying we have to play fair in duels, hm?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Seems like everyone cheats in this game, from mind reading ot screwing the rules because they have money.

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

*Robo was working at something at his desk, since he doesn't sleep, and glares at the TV in irritation for distracting him, then turns it off*

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

If you are a goddess, you must now I only tried to bring peace to all exsistence!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

How do you bring peace to all existence by killing an entire race?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Tv Turns back on*

Hey, That was pretty rude of you Robot.

[therestherobot.livejournal.com]

*He double takes, Urd's tone unmistakably suggests that she is adressing Robo, and Robo's sense of what is or isn't possible has been rapidly eroding.*

To turn off a television set? No, I don't think that's rude.

[prinnyvulcanus.livejournal.com]

They're demons!

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Wait... are you talking directly to me? **He taps the tv... surprised...**

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

But I was in the middle of speaking.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Are you that surprised?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Yes, and while demons can be big jerks, just killing them is not the answer. We goddesses killed demons in the past, and vice versa, but we almost wiped each other out. The almighty and the Demon lord made the duplet system. If a goddess dies, a demon also dies, and vice versa.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Well... you're on tv... and talking to me. So, yeah, a bit...

But... I'm kinda not playing the card game. I gave up all of my tokens to the hotties that're tryin to really play.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Cheating is simply another element of the game. If everyone would simply cheat equally, then there'd be no cause to complain at all.