3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

True. I was just thinking how they remind me of some of the other goddesses, mainly my sister.

Just checking. She does have big ones. I'm glad you like her for other reasons.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I've been hit upside the head with enough cans of paint ta know better...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Good, then you really are worthy of my services.

First lesson: Take it slow. Kyoko seems the be the very naive type. try to come on too strong and you might scare her away. Don't try to rush the relationship.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

Eh... right... be slow... Got it.

Uh... like, how slow? We... kinda had a first date already?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Well, dating is fine. Try to say it's as friends at first.