3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

((Odd looks like 'small' doesn't work on this layout. =X))

. . . That's like saying, "To win, you need to beat the other person". Any specific advice? Or how about just giving me some good cards?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Well here. take this card.

*Urd Throws a card, which flies through the screen into Bow's... hands*

That card is "HARPIE'S FEATHER DUSTER". It instantly removes all of the foes magic and trap cards. As for specific advise, from what I have seen, as long as you either believe in the heart of the cards, or have some magic item, you will always win.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

[Bow catches it with her, er. Stubs.]

Ahahaha! That's more like it. Perhaps you're not so useless after all, box. Now I really can't be bothered with all that internal organ nonsense, but there's no rule saying we have to play fair in duels, hm?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Seems like everyone cheats in this game, from mind reading ot screwing the rules because they have money.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Cheating is simply another element of the game. If everyone would simply cheat equally, then there'd be no cause to complain at all.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I suppose. The rules are very confusing, so it seems impossible NOT to cheat.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

Now then, box, are you a participant in this whole business?

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

No, I'd rather just watch the games then participate.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, I don't suppose they hand out tokens to talking boxes . . . A pity.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm not a talking box...

*And with that, Urd, materializes half of herself out of the TV*

I am a Goddess

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

[A lady must maintain her composure. Despite her surprise, Bow merely blinks for a few moments.]

Hm. You could have said so in the first place. Not that I'd have treated you any differently, mind you. I subscribe to the revered Star Spirits myself.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

That's fine, I like to get into the role sometimes. What are these star spirits.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

The Star Spirits are, of course, the governing spirits of our Kingdom. They aren't deities, persay, but they are responsible for the fulfillment of all wishes, desires, and dreams. A fairly hefty task.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the Goddess Help line, where my sister works.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

. . . It doesn't quite work that way. Selfish wishes are never granted. Regardless, I have great faith in the powers of the stars. Mario has used them time and time again to save our kingdom.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Well, They only appear to people that truly need a change in their life. People down on their luck, but still do the right thing. Keiichi is a perfect example of this. He had terrible luck his whole life, people treated him poorly, he had no girl friend, but he still helped a little girl find her mothers wallet when he was already late for something else. That is why they choose to let him have 1 wish. His wish was a bit... different then most people. "I wish for a goddess like you to stay by me forever." That's how he meet Belldandy, and life has been exciting ever since then.

So this Mario guy must be a great hero from your world.

[slapwithpanache.livejournal.com]

That sounds a bit . . . suspicious, actually.

The dear little man really is. Normally, i'm not too fond of the heroic types -- 'oh no Boos they must be working for Bowser exterminate them' -- but he was different. A true hero, you might say. One of the few mortals I'd take commands from.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

How so? We are rewarding people who are kind to others.

Sounds like a real charmer.