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mistressurd ([personal profile] mistressurd) wrote2009-11-09 11:16 pm

3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

[identity profile] merry-slavemas.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
And if you're, for example, a huge-breasted woman, then you should either go for the girliest cards you can find, or a deck filled with blatant phallic imagery.

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I personally like the cards that look very powerful, like this Black Luster Soldier Card, or this Cosmo Queen Card.