3rd Love Lesson: Sexy TV

[mistressurd]

*At 5 am, people's TV's suddenly turned on, and changed to the Travel Channel. On the screen is Urd, sitting on a very extravagant chair*

Hello, and welcome to "Mistress Urd", a show where I, Urd, will cover everything from relationships, to potion making. Without further ado, let's start with talking about our first topic: Card games!

*She snaps her finger, and suddenly she is dressed as ishizu ishtar *

Due to the popularity of card games at the moment, I decided I'm going to show off some of the more powerful ones, give out some deck tips, and show you how to cosplay as your favorite card.

Comments

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

L'Oreal Kids!

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Because you're worth it, right?

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

Damn straight I am.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Of course you are. May I say you really make that leather look good?

Do you have any tips for people just getting into card games?

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

Looking this good in leather is a secret special ability shared only by myself and N'Sync.

As for the card games, I would definitely recommend creating a goofy theme deck that fits your personality rather than trying to adapt a good strategy. Then adopt a ridiculous nickname, hairstyle, and personality and start challenging people to duels at random.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I think I look good in leather myself, but that's besides the point.

So, should a person try to capitalize one features they have themselves. Like if someone is from America, play on that, or if someone is in closet otaku, have only those cards in their deck?

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

And if you're, for example, a huge-breasted woman, then you should either go for the girliest cards you can find, or a deck filled with blatant phallic imagery.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

I personally like the cards that look very powerful, like this Black Luster Soldier Card, or this Cosmo Queen Card.