1st Love Lesson: Here comes a Goddess.

[mistressurd]

*The TV in the main hall suddenly starts glowing. Slowly, a beautiful lady passes through, and lands on the ground.*

Belldandy I'm home! Whats for dinner to...night?

*She Notices that she is not where she is supposed to be*

What's going on? Is this Mara's idea of a joke? Where the hell am I?!

A Prinny walks up to her.

Damn, you are one sexy little thing Dood!

...What the hell are you?

I'm a prinny Dood!


*Urd Just stares at Prinny for a moment*

Right... I'm just going to walk this way now..

Comments

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... the buttons aren't there to attach them to my head.

I have no idea. It seems kind of random for the most part, though there's a couple worlds he likes pulling people from the most it seems like... one of which is mine.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Then what are they for?

So, anyway to get out of here?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... you've heard of earrings, right? It's basically like that.

And... um... there's a Dimensional Portal, but it's broken right now and the operator is missing.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well I guess that makes sense.

So your telling me I'm stuck here... great. Well, do they have TV here?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

They do, actually. There should be one in your room. You can find that by looking at the room directory.

Oh, there's also an employment office... the room is free but the food isn't.

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

So I have a room here already? This Baal guy is fast. I do hope they have some good TV shows to watch.

Employment? well, I guess I need to pay for my own food. I wonder what job they have for the Goddess of Love?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I don't really watch much TV myself, so I can't really say.

Goddess of Love...? W-well, there's actually a teaching job for Seduction...

... except it was taken by somebody who... isn't very qualified...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Her eyes light up when she hears about a seduction class*

Oh, that's perfect for me! Now one is better at it then.... huh?

*Her eyes then get angry*

What do you mean it already taken? Who is this person who thinks they are a better Seduction teacher then me?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Um... her name's Etna.

A-and, well... I don't know... she probably didn't expect a Goddess of Love to show up...? Though I don't think she'd care either way...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Etna? I bet she thinks just because she has an hot body that she can teach seduction. Well, Just because you're hot doesn't mean they are fit to teach people about it...

Tell me what she looks like and how to find her.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I can show you, actually... here. *convenient illusion image of Etna*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

*Urd just looks at the picture*

.... Are you serious?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*the illusion fades away, and Reisen just nods silently*

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

....

How is that girl able to teach seduction?! She is as flat as a board, has no curves, and not one part of her is sexy at all! Skuld is Sexier then that girl!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

There's no actual interview process for the jobs here...

[mistressurd.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm going to go show her what a real seduction teacher looks like! I'm going to take her job!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

...

What... what have I just done?