mistressurd: (Urd Shock)
mistressurd ([personal profile] mistressurd) wrote2009-10-15 01:58 am
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1st Love Lesson: Here comes a Goddess.

*The TV in the main hall suddenly starts glowing. Slowly, a beautiful lady passes through, and lands on the ground.*

Belldandy I'm home! Whats for dinner to...night?

*She Notices that she is not where she is supposed to be*

What's going on? Is this Mara's idea of a joke? Where the hell am I?!

A Prinny walks up to her.

Damn, you are one sexy little thing Dood!

...What the hell are you?

I'm a prinny Dood!


*Urd Just stares at
Prinny for a moment*

Right... I'm just going to walk this way now..

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, thank you! It's nice to meet you, my name is Raspberyl.

*She bows politely*

As the number one badass it's my duty to help you get accustomed to living here in the Netherworld.

[identity profile] youkai-hunting.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...

I don't want to talk about it.

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so your boyfriend is here with you. That's nice. I am the Goddess of love, so if you need any advice, let me know

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And a polite one as well... You must not work under Hild, otherwise, you would have been punished baddly.

My name is Urd, Goddess Second Class, Limited License.

So you'll help me find my room, and get used it it here?

[identity profile] konoka-chan.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Boyfriend? Teeheehee, think that if you want.

Advice, huh? I'll know who to come to, if I feel like it!

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you mean you're a lesbian? That's ok too. I have a ton of techniques to please another woman.

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not sure who Hild is, but she sounds like an honor student if she punishes demons for being polite. Not a surprise though, most demons are like that.

Of course I will, it's my duty as the number one Delinquent to make sure that people are happy!

*And with that, Beryl waves for Urd to follow her and heads towards her room*

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hild is the Daimakaichō, the leader of hell. She doesn't like it when her Demons lose humans to us Goddesses.

*Urd follows Raspberyl*

So, I'm guessing that since your a demon, Delinquent is the opposite for what I'm used to, right?

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Who let the old hag in?

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see any old hag. You must be talking about someone else.

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm talking about you.

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Are you sure you are calling this Goddess old?

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you go deaf by age? I didn't call you old.

I called you an old hag. At least make an effort to listen to people who bother to talk to someone like you.

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*eye twitch*

I SUMMON LIGHTNING!

*And a large bolt of lightning flies down at Tenshi*

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, you catch on quick! Some of the people here are still confused about delinquents being the ones who do good deeds.

*She eventually gets to Urd's room*

Here you go! A lot of your stuff should already be here, Baal is kind enough to bring you a lot of things that you find essential to staying somewhere.

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
After being around Mara, I can pretty much understand you demons work...

*Urd opens his door. She see's her stuff, but there is someone elses stuff there as well.*

Wait, I got to have a roommate? Oh no, Urd doesn't share a room with anyone, unless they are my lover.

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
*GRAZE!*

Your reflexes suffered too, I see?

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
*Urd calls down many lightning bolts, trying to strike down Tenshi*

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you could attempt to get your room changed at the dark assembly...

Or you could see if you and your roommate hit it off! That would be so romantic! Two strangers, forced to sleep in the same room, getting to know each other and falling in love!

*You now have a Raspberyl staring at you with hopeful sparkly eyes and her hands clasped together*

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
... You remind me of my sister. She is a love fanatic as well.

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, I really want to meet your sister now. There's nothing wrong with enjoying love!

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you two would get along great. She wants to help everyone and make them smile.

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
She sounds like she should be my sister too. Making people smile is a hobby of mine!

[identity profile] mistressurd.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
You two would really get along. But I don't want her to come here. If she is Separated from Keiichi, she would be very sad.

[identity profile] darkmastern.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Then for her sake I hope she stays where she is. I know all too well how it feels to be separated from your friends. I still feel bad for Almaz, he got married not too long before he got kidnapped.

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